Question 1: Who was the last person you upset and why?
Question 2: What would be the News Headline of your life?
The first question is easy. Charlotte. I always upset Charlotte. I don't mean too, but I do occasionally turn down her request for chocolate and she gets the right hump if I stop her trying to climb on top of the wardrobe. I tell her that I make her cry sometimes because I love her so much.
The second question is a difficult one. Its not often that I can't think on my feet. Here are a few answers I can think of:-
- Menopausal kills husband by chopping his balls off
- Epsom mum fights right for ginger people
- Morbidly obese Epsom woman weighs 66 stone and has to be lifted out of bed with a crane (well, that could happen one day if I don't stick to the Slimming World diet)
- Epsom Mum Karen Halliday beds Mark Wright (Oh, I wish, but then I would to let Ben have a go with Danni Minogue)
- JK Rowling gets knocked off the number 1 spot by new author Karen Halliday
This makes me realize that my life is actually a little bit dull. I need to pull my finger out!
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