Total Eclipse of the News - that's what Ben shouted out as I bent down to pick up some toys in front of the telly as he watched the News at Ten. Flipping cheek. He thinks he is so funny. Ha Ha. Revenge was very sweet.
That night I dreamt that I was snogging the face of an ex-boyfriend, Giles. I haven't seen him for more than ten years. He was the only guy I dated that was pretty loaded. Nights out included black cabs and swanky restaurants in Chelsea. He had properties dripping out of his ears and as a Financial Consultant he advised me to purchase a second property. Well, I took that advice, made a tidy sum which paid for my beautiful fairytale wedding at Leeds Castle to the love of my life, my Benny Boy. So, Giles take that and stick it where the sun don't shine and though it was nice, please don't turn up and snog me again in my dreams.
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