So, when Tom Jones turns around on The Voice and sees a menopausal woman, how disappointed is he? Or can he tell before pressing the buzzer that he's not going to be dealing with a young hot chick? In some cases Tom doesn't even know if he will be facing a guy or a doll? But does he honestly want to choose facial hair, hot flushes and mood swings?
I say the facial hair as I have notices more since I've become a Mum and as a blond, I thought I could get away with it. Is it there because I've become a Mum or is it just that I am over forty/passed it/over the hill? Charlotte just says it how it is. "Mummy. Beard." Nothing gets away from my daughter's beady eyes. The other day in the bathroom she asked, "Mummy, what colour is your minny moo moo?"
I have been having more strange dreams. Is that due to raging hormones? I dreamt that I had snogged Jimmy Saville. Sir Jim, you were and are a legend and no offence meant, but in my dream it was a past even so thank goodness there was no lip smacking/tongue sandwich action. That would be just gross.
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