Men-On-Pause

Menopause, menstruate, mental. Men do get a mid-life crisis too and one of the symptoms men appear to have is desperately trying to hang on to their youth by buying new toys! I recently saw a lot of grey hair flying in the wind beneath helmets above Harley Davidsons and other impressive motorbikes. I even saw a few ponytails! David Seaman got away with it but even he resembled a seventies porn star. A friend of mine recently had an internet date and was advised via email that the gentleman in question had bought a new car as a result of a mid-life crisis. She looked forward to being picked up in a Ferrari or even a Porche or MGF. Kate was disapponted with the Diesel BMW. Yes, an impressive car but it stunk suspiciously of a Dad Cab! My husband is five years my junior, so yes a toy boy! Perhaps he will sympathise with my menopause madness if he has some raging hormones of his own.