Friday, 31 May 2013

50 shades too late


Happy Anniversary Darling. Thank you for my lovely dinner from Sainsbury’s finest range. That definitely was restaurant quality, shame the rest of the evening wasn’t.  Well why change the habit after nine years of marriage. I hope you are enjoying your silly tennis match on the laptop between Queen Victoria and John Lennon. I’ll just blog away and read my book, Fifty Shades of Gray (yes, I know, I am about two years too late) and dream of Christian Gray.

Christian Gray. Mmm, what a babe, but what a complete dick.  Well, I am not even half way through but I have to agree with those of you that think its pretty boring.  The story is quite entertaining but the sex is a little dull. If you want a decent raunchy read, there’s nothing better than a Black Lace novel, now those are naughty but nice.

I think most of us have had our own Christian Gray experiences to a degree, albeit not so sophisticated or rich or violent. My innocence was exploited by an older guy called Barrie and most of this was in the back of a British Telecom van!!

Well, I am sure next year’s 10th wedding anniversary will bring much more excitement as we are planning to renew our vows and have a party! Yay!!

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