Maggie my inspiration

Margaret Thatcher, you divided opinions, but were a great lady.  You inspired me as a young woman to want to conserve things. I came back from overseas with a suitcase full of dirty washing and a hairdryer.  Because of you I longed for success, wealth and investments.  I achieved them at that time, although too much of the high life and a failed business means I have little to show for it. However, I am happy with a modest home, a semi decent car and a loving family.  You have more balls than Cameron, Blair and Clegg put together. Your love for Dennis was sweet and tender. You were a great woman Maggie and I love you. RIP

On the note of a loving family and a good man, I was wondering recently if my love for Benny Boy will stand the test of time as Maggie’s did with Dennis.  So I wrote a list of Pros and Cons about him. Here it is:-

Pros:-

• Good in a crisis, he is my absolute rock
• Great Dad
• Nice bum
• Good hair
• Showers every day
• Does a lot of good work for charity
• Listens and gives good advice
• Is like a woman in a lot of ways, you can have a good gossip with him
• Dresses nicely
• Makes sacrifices for his family
• Introduced my sister to her husband
• Puts up with my brother!
• Gets my family
• Was a real sweetheart when my Dad was suffering with cancer
• Loves me when I am a squeezing out of a size 14 or a proper size 12

Cons:-

·        Drinks too much beer but is teetotal at the moment due to Marathon training so that does not count

·        Messy slob

·        Not romantic enough

·        Might turn into his Mother

·        Crap TV choices (WWE, Jeremy Kyle, Man V Food to name but a few)

I am pleased to announce that the pros outweigh the cons and it has made me realise that I love my Benny Boy loads and loads and I don’t think we will get a divorce unless he chooses to do so or runs off with a younger, foxier chick. We are even thinking of renewing our wedding vows next year for our 10^th wedding anniversary, any excuse for a party……….