"Mummy Porn" first time novelist E James is earning a tasty £862,000 a week, is liaising with Hollywood producers and has netted a cool £3.2 million in film rights. Wow and good for her. at 48, this Mum of two has managed to re-live her sexual fantasies and experiences and has made herself a fat load of cash. Now, why didn't I think of that?
The Epsom Cougars of my office (sorry Ashleigh, though 25 and hot, you are still one of us), had a great time out in Southend-On-sea courtesy of our bosses. Uniformed in H&M Blazers, skinny jeans and killer heels we showed Essex that The Only Way is Surrey. The guys over there were pretty scared of us to be honest - what a disappointment as it took me over an hour to get ready. So many wrinkles. Thank goodness for YSL touche elat.
One of the most interesting things of the night was meeting our cabby Gordon. After all, I did spend nearly four hours in his company, so we got to know each other intimately. he has eight kids! His wife who is as old as me and on the cusp of the menopause has recently given birth to triplets. It serves her right for wanting one more child and getting the shock of her life at an early scan. In my drunken state, I did ask if the pregnancy was natural and Gordon said that it was! Silly Gordon, did you not see your wife popping the fertility pills or is that just me being a cynic again?
Gordon if you are reading this thank you for making the journey on the M25 and Darford tunnel so entertaining.
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